How to wipe an ass using the bus ticket (or another small peace of paper).

1. This is a simple bus ticket


2. Bend the ticket on the middle


3. Bend 2 corners of the ticket to the middle


4. Cut off a corner and keep it for the future usage
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5. Develop the ticket


6. Put the ticket on a finger
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7. Wipe an ass using a finger
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8. Remove the ticket from a finger, wiping a finger
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9. Clean under the nail using the torned off ticket corner


All is ok. The ass is wiped!

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Comments


        Hey Bro, what I have to do if the piece of shit is a little bit more than a bus ticket? 
        

        Riga, is this the town near Colorado?
        

        Oh! Holy shit! Don't you have a toilet paper in Riga?!!
        


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