How to wipe an ass using the bus ticket (or another small peace of paper).

1. This is a simple bus ticket


2. Bend the ticket on the middle


3. Bend 2 corners of the ticket to the middle


4. Cut off a corner and keep it for the future usage
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5. Develop the ticket


6. Put the ticket on a finger
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7. Wipe an ass using a finger
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8. Remove the ticket from a finger, wiping a finger
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9. Clean under the nail using the torned off ticket corner


All is ok. The ass is wiped!

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Comments


        lol well arent you just a smart arse, it was yours now how would l know that,
 it was sent to me as a joke via the net.  I posted it and then you go doing that, 
a little explaination would have clarified this matter up. 
But l saw the funny side of this, but remember when posting things on peoples blogs.........
.we dont always believe the comments people leave...........
haha sorry for calling you a dipchit. newt
        

        Good.
And wash hands after... to prevent stinking.
If you are not a punk, of course...
But seems punks don't wipe their asses at all.
        

        >>And what if the bus driver suddenly ask's to see the ticket?

Just don't use it right in the bus... wait for finish of the trip.

        

        Hmm well thought out but in the Uk- we use toilet tissue :)
And what if the bus driver suddenly ask's to see the ticket?
        

        nice! :)
hold, i'll try it now... 
        

        very important survival info... lol :D
        

        Do not throw out tickets. They still can be used! :)
        

        The ticket should not vanish after a trip.
        

        >>Hey Bro, what I have to do if the piece of shit is a little bit more than a bus ticket?

Some laxative will help you...
        

        LoL!!!! But I know a lot a simple way to wipe ass...
        


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