How to stop smoking

Let's play this game again. It's difficult, it's distressingly, it's impossible. You know it very well. But wanna try anyway? Let's go!

1. Wake up early in the morning, stretch out for a cigarette and remember your yesterday's vow to stop smoking. Sigh heavily and make steps to the kitchen.

2. As you don't smoke, so make tea instead of coffee, drink it at a draught and burn yourself.

3. Take all cigarettes out of packs and trample them as if it is a snake ball, trying to stay indifferent. Brush away a tear.

4. Sitting before PC and chatting with your girlfriend, inform her about your state and hint that you need something special for your deed. Receive several wow-messages and some hot promises.

5. Try to work but understand nothing in your own bloated code, dreaming of a cigarette, or at least a short inhalation. Get sight of a smoking cigarette on the screen.

6. Understand that you don't smoke within six hours. Send SMS to all of your friends and boast of your new life. Be all agog for cheering words but read only the derisive replies, teasing and remembering that it's your hundredth attempt.

7. Wish to smoke as strong as never before. Try to find a cigarette but found nothing. Remember recommends to suck a lollipop instead of smoking. Start sucking but feel sick because you hate sweets. Take a pen and gnaw it to nothing.

8. Phone your girlfriend and ask about promised hot surprise, dreaming of her sylphlike body as slim as a cigarette. Hear her guilty voice, muttering about an unforeseen delay. Buy whisky and get drunk.

9. Wake up in the middle of the night and remember about a cigarette pack, hidden under the bed. Find it, smoke out five cigarettes one after another, feel sick and decide to stop smoking tomorrow. Fall asleep.