How to shock your girlfriend

She's such a...bad girl at times and needs a good lesson. Use these "who-is-the-boss-here" tricks, and the result will be outstanding.

She says you're too lazy.
Say to her that she's right, and as you love her very much, so you wouldn't want her to live with such an idiot as you're.

She charges you with unfaithfulness.
Offer her to find a guy and have fun with him while you're cheating her. It could be fair and square.

She wants you to buy an expensive jewelry.
Buy it, a stylish ring with a huge diamond. In a gag store. Let it be a singing or crying ring.

She wants you to marry her but you don't.
Agree with her but let her know about all of your evil habits - smoking, TV-addiction, SMS-mania etc.

She wears too short skirt.
Take all of her skirts and make them even shorter than before. She'll be glad, guaranteed.

She dreams about two kids.
Buy several virtual pets. She'll never remember her stupid dreams anymore.

She argues about everything.
Agree with her every time, even and especially if she's wrong. She'll understand that you're as stubborn as a mule and stop arguing.

She decided to turn you into an ideal of elegant man.
Put on a blue T-shirt and pink shorts and make a visit to her parents.

If she's still your girlfriend, so she's the best girl in the world. Don't miss her out!