How to repair a car

As your car is the dearest of your stuff and favorite toy, so it depends on who you are.

Man

• Start searching for breakage early in the morning.
  
• Ask your wife and children to go away and do not disturb..
  
• Open the hood; get the engine off and start taking it apart (being sure that this damned engine is the one and only cause of breakdown!).
  
• Gather the engine, and after it have found several unnecessary details. .
  Understand that you have it gathered wrong.
• Phone your old buddy who works as a mechanic in the car-care service and call him for help..
  
• Continue searching for breakdown with buddy until hit on the troubles with a navigation system..
  
• Understand that your car is in need of the more serious repair in the car service than it needed at first..
  
• Get loaded by beer and fall asleep early in the morning..
  

Woman

• Stop in the middle of the road, feeling your car broken.
  
• Phone to the car center where your first love works and ask him for help.
  
• Refresh makeup, unbutton the blouse a little and wait for him, sitting in the car. Take no notice on the sultry glances and dirty jokes of the other drivers.
  
• Looking at your first love as if you were making love yesterday, ask him to repair your car here and right now.
  
• Several minutes later start a motor and drive away, leaving your mate as happy as never before and promising him to have dinner with him. Pay nothing for repair, surely.
  

Kid

• Get your car broken.
  
• Try to play with broken car.
  
• Stop playing.
  
• Crash the car by another car, more firm and big.
  
• Ask your parents about one more car. Cry until they buy it.
  
• Crash the new car. Repeat all steps from 2 to 5.