How to play a hoax on somebody by phone

Inoffensive jokes, which you can use sometimes for amusing unknown people. Can be very funny!

In the middle of the night, dial any number. Hearing the sleepy "Hallo", tell scornfully:
-Idiot! It's the door ring!

If you have automatic answering device, then dial any number and after answer, turn it on (you must already have funny record). He (she) will hear something as: "Hello, it's telephone answering system. I'm away, so leave your message after the signal..."

Pick out the number from phone book, and holding the line with number, address and surname, phone and tell:
- Hello, it's china restaurant. Did you order the fried bugs?
- No-o-o...
- Or maybe stewed cockroaches?
- No-o-o...
- Is it number...-...-...?
- Yes.
- Number so-and-so in such-and-such a street?
- Yes.
- Mr. Brown?
- Yes.
- We have a record what you made an order. Our boy will be in half an hour. Stay at home, please.

At 3 a.m. phone and tell:
- Hallo. Are you sleeping already?
- Yes, sure!
- Oh, I'm sorry. I'll phone in the morning.

Dial any number and ask don't answer the calls because of repair activity on the line, and workman is under stress. Call back in a minute, and give a scream after answer.

Phone at 2 a.m. and say sweetly and tenderly:
"Hello, I wish you good night".
Repeat twice within night.