How to pay back if you owe pretty sum

You must give back the other people's money. But, you don't have money enough and even more, you don't have any money. What should you do?

You can't even imagine how many ways are there to pay off and become as debt-free as a newborn. Some of them are here. Just choose one or two and forget about money owing. Good luck!

1. Put the bite on your parents.
+ As you're their child, they must give you all what you want.
- You have already borrowed several thousands on them and they don't ask your calls.

2. Touch your girlfriend/boyfriend for this sum.
+ If she/he really loves you, you'll receive money.
- If she/he doesn't love you, you'll receive a kick in the pants.

3. Ask that guy to wait a week (month, year...)
+ Sorry, there're no good news for you.
- You have already asked for it last year. That's why you disappear in a moment every time you see him. Your head is still remembering each of fiery meetings with his fist.

4. Ask that guy to give you some more money to pay him back.
+ What?
- Goodbye, buddy. You were a good guy. RIP.

5. Hit the jackpot.
+ It is very easy if you're a lucky guy.
- As you can't manage so huge sum, you'll spend it in a moment and run into debt even more huge than the jackpot sum. Just imagine how serious those guys will be. OMG!

6. Buy a map of a treasure island and find the treasure.
+ Money and adventures - this mix is wonderful!
- Your ship goes down, your map proves to be false and you trip ends up on the undersea. You won't be able to say to your creditor that he will never see his money and enjoy his concerned air. Such a drama!

7. Take some shots of a celebrity and sell her photos.
+ You will be the first to see a famous chick in the buff.
- You risk not only freedom but also your life. Cause as soon celebabes find themselves somewhere without permission or making a lot of money by their shots, they become extremely nervous.

8. Receive the Nobel Prize.
+ Not only money but also glory. It's great!
- You must be born again. You're...mmm...not clever enough for the Prize in this incarnation.