How to lose weight if you're...

Searching for a way to lightness? Add these blessings of loosing weight into your ration and you'll see the great result!

Businessman, reducing his weight and housewife, growing thin. So different, but as like as two drops of fat. Find your type and get by rote the mantras, which help to lose weight.

Boy
Overweight? What is this? Where is my Big Mac?

Girl
Ok, I'm FAT! Oh my God! I hate my body! I look like a pig! What do you say? I'm as thin as a match? Stop kidding me, I'm FAT! But, OMG, you're fatter! He-he!

Man
What? Where are my muscles? Under these curves, so necessary for each man, who wanna look impressively!

Woman
Is it ok to have overweight? Mm...yes, sure! What? Honey, if you don't like my forms, then you have to find a skinny babe and live with her, clinking by your bones, my beanpole. Good-bye, I'm gonna find a real man, who will love my chic body!

Emo
My body...so fat and big...Such a drama! Where is my coffin? I wanna die...Let me die...Oh...But as I'm gonna die...hum...it'll be all the same whatever I settle down in my coffin or no...Oh...I wanna die...

Businessman
Who is talking about my weight? OK, if you don't like to deal with me because of my overweight, so I'll sell this lot of extra cheap goods to somebody else!

Top-model
This damned weight-scales! I have to get ride of an ounce a. s. a. p.! Or maybe I have to agree to be the wife of that fat cat and throw away this damned weight-scales? Great idea!

Movie star
A year or two, and everything will change. Nobody will see my fat side-view, because the computer graphics will reach the heaven. I must have patience. I must drink something just now, for my future success!

Politician
Overweight? It's great! Due to my big body, my party will win the parliamentary elections! The reason is simple - there're a lot of fatties in electorate. It should be a ponderable contribution - more pounds, more voices!