How to interpret advertisements

Ads are everywhere, and it's very difficult to recognize the truthful offers. We'll help you. If only you need truth.

WHAT THEY WRITE	WHAT THEY THINK
The number 1	it costs a pretty sum
New	very expensive
Limited edition	too expensive and pretentious
We're the first	we decided that you need this thing and invented it
We're working for you	we think nobody needs it but you
2 for price of 1	it's not selling and we're going to dispose of it a.s.a.p.
Only $1 a day	surely, you've counted already the sum per year
50% discount	buy it or we'll be obliged to throw it out
Low prices always	our goods are so bad that we want to sell it a.s.a.p.
Very low prices	we're going to smash all of our competitors and, after all, we'll be selling it for extremely high price
Call right now	we paid only for 10 seconds of broadcasting time
Stars wear it	because we have money enough to buy them
No cavities	with our toothpaste, you'll lose all of your teeth
Original taste	you'll feel sick
Volume for your hair	you won't be able to set hair and turn into a porcupine
400% volume for your lashes	you'll be looking like a stupid doll
Nobody can say no	because our company is monopolist on the market
Be the first to taste it	we don't know how it'll effect on people because we tested it only on mice
The right choice	in absence of alternative variants
It's good for you	we've offered it already in other countries but nobody bought it
JUST do it	we're not able to explain why you MUST do it
100 reasons why you must buy it	ordered this advertisement at the most expensive ad agency
Don't miss your chance to buy it	or we'll go smash
Let you get it	it's very expensive
Buy it and get the gift	we're mistaken when bought a cheap-bad-goods-making-mill and now we're going to sell you these low-quality wares
Send us 500 labels	and get this cheap gift as a reward for your greediness
Free for kids	but very expensive for parents