How to celebrate independence day every day

Is once a year not enough? Okay, let's extend boundaries of our dependence and get liberty to do all what we want, free and easy!

It's time to enjoy the freedom from:
PC - No the noisy system unit anymore!
TV - Goodbye, stupid soapers, humdrum reality shows and importunate ads!
Internet - Who is still knocking at my ICQ? I'm not in!
Automobiles - Traffic jam? What is this?
Icebox - A day without = more thin waist.
Microwave - Macrowave only! Bonfire on the courtyard looks very impressive.
Make-up - No lipstick, no mascara! It is great - to be absolutely colorless!
Shower - Forget about shampoo and shower gel. Back to nature!
Deodorant - Stop using the pit stops. Let this world enjoy the sweet odor of naturalness.
Galfriend - My babe, if you refuse one more time, you'll never see me anymore!
Boyfriend - Goodbye, my dear, I'm not ready to wait for your proposal all life long!
Parents - I'm OK, mom! But my sister...she's in troubles! Call her asap!
Kids - One, two, three, our aunt Polly is waiting for you for weekend!
Fear - This is just a dark room, not a castle with ghosts. Don't you know? Jealousy - Let her party at a nightclub, doing all what she wants. For half an hour.
Envy - Oh, buddy, I'm so happy to see your new car! How much did you borrow to buy it?
Brain - I'm a brain-free creature and I'm glad to be so stupid, so stupid, so... Who am I?
Diets - How many calories are in this piece of cake? It does not matter, cause I'm gonna eat it up.
Coffee - A bottle of beer instead of!
Coca-Cola - Fanta forever!
Job - He-he, boss, I know something about you and your secretary!
Weekends - Yes, I'm a workaholic. Is this bad?
Holidays - Foolish gifts, high-caloric cakes, balloons and party. It's so boring and ordinary. I vote against!
Music - Whether it is Rock-n-Roll or Hip-Hop - money is the one and only reason of the show. Why must I listen to them?
Movies - One more blockbuster? But my dreams are more vivid and showy than the most high budget movie!
Games - I'm not a hero. I'm not a monster. I'm out of virtuality today. Cause reality is more hot and exciting!

Warning!
It's not very easy - to be independent. Keep it in your mind. If you're not ready, so you ought to celebrate it once a year, together with others, thinking that you're really independent.