How to wake up someone with impunity

Okay, you must pose as an alarm clock. Let's show this sleeper how funny and shocking his wakening can be!

Several how-to-wake-up advices for:
Careful mommy
1. Enter the bedroom, noiselessly and on tiptoe.
2. If it's dark, so let the sun beams light up your darling.
3. Kiss the sleepy baby and whisper something pleasant.
4. Repeat item 3 until he starts moving under the blanket.
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20. Repeat item 3 or just pull the blanket off.
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47. Run out from the bedroom, bandaging your bitten hand, and slam the door to ride of a flying heavy stuff skillfully.
48. Your darling is woken up!

Newly married couple
1. Open your eyes and look at your sweetheart.
2. Close your eyes, remembering - that is your honeymoon and you can sleep as long as... What? How can you sleep in your honeymoon?

Music fan
1. Program a music center to the heaviest metal in the evening.
2. Whether this lazybones loves it or no, the loud music will blow his mind.
3. Keep far from the bedroom!

Lovers of fantasy
1. Put on the most fantastic-looking dress, take a stick (it will be a magic wand) and the most realistic-looking toy sword. Let flashlight be a torch.
2. Open the bedroom door and come up to the bed noiselessly.
3. Switch the flashlight on, lightening the face of the sleeping beauty.
4. Pronounce an awakening spell no less than trice. Loudly.
5. Meet the open eyes of the woken beauty, as wide and frightened as anything.
6. Enjoy the effect.

Feng Shui adept
1. A big bunch of bells is your equipment. Take it along.
2. Shake it under the sleeping soul, increasing volume until impossible sound.
3. As soon as he wakes up, hide it and tell him about magic wind that waked him up with its music.
4. Get to know a lot of news about your psychic health.
5. Forgive this silly and put up with world imperfection.

Sport fan
1. Put on a helmet, take a whistle and come into the bedroom.
2. Give a whistle and open yap.
3. Slip away before the former sleeper lets fly a baseball at your head.