How to pick up a girl

On the street

Act as if you are a street artist. You have to take easel, brushes, paints, and offer to make a portrait of her. It is all the same, that you are not able to distinguish blue from green - act as if you are an abstractionist.

Lingerie shop

Ask her to help you with bra choosing. Tell that you are searching for gift for your mommy who has the same breast size. She will assess your sonly love at its true value, especially if she likes the mammy boys.

Elevator

Look at her eyes and ask her to be your wife. Have no fear that she will answer yes, because it possible she sees you for the first time, but you can count on getting her phone number.

Library

Loudly ask the librarian to give you a book where you can find info how to spend million dollars. Make sure, that the girl hears your words. Then sit down near her, open any book and she will start talking with you first.

Zoo

It depends on animal, near which you have seen the girl. If it is a serpent, cougar or giraffe (any creature with graceful body), tell her that she is as beautiful as this animal, especially if she has some excess weight. Even do not try to tell the same near the elephant's corral.

Night club

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