How to look rich being not so rich

Everyone wants to look like someone else, esp. if the ideal is unattainable. But as impossible is nothing, so let's show this world who its real owner is!

Car
A car rental center is your rescuer. Just choose an expensive looking car, and act as if it is your own car. You can also ask your buddy to drive as if he's your own driver.

Yacht
Get a photo of a very big and beautiful yacht to show it to everyone asking you whether you have it or no. It works even if you must show it in reality, because you can show any yacht tied up to the bank.

Newspaper
Financial Times must become your companion. You don't need to read it. Just keep it in your hand every time you're going to impress a super clever partner. You should only turn into a yes-man, agreeing with his point of view on mortgage lending.

Credit cards
You should have a bunch of them in your wallet. But where can you get all these credit cards, golden and platinum? Cut them from magazines' advertisements and glue on the pieces of cardboard! Don't turn them over and don't try to use!

Suit
Take a tuxedo on hire to show up everywhere dressed as dandy. Tell everyone that you're just from an elite club of billionaires and you had no time to change.

Logos
If you have money, you don't need logos. If you have no money, logos don't need you! So, stop being a logos' slave - attach Greenpeace badge and turn into an independent-of-public-opinion rich eccentric who helps to rescue our world.

Girlfriend
All leggy top-models prefer real rich men. Such is life. You should find a girl, looking like a top-model. Try to find her at a casting, presenting yourself as a producer and promising her everything. She'll turn into your always-out-there girlfriend herself.

Think twice before turning your calm life upside-down. Are you really dreaming about doubtful pleasure to be under control of envious glances everywhere and always? If so, than plunge into the depths of life looking-like-rich.