How to fall asleep quickly and sleep soundly
Few good advices for people suffering a sleeplessness. Very good advices, but don't be affraid.
These advices won't turn you into a Sleeping Beauty. You'll feel the prince's kisses anyway.
1. Turn off all the electron devices.
Yes, you get it right. All of them! It means - no TV, PC, laptop, cellular
phone on. Especially, this all-day-ringing monster, having thousands tunes
and waking you up in the middle of the night, cause your girlfriend is
"missing you so much!"
2. Don't overdrive yourself.
Never try to fall asleep, feeling yourself a ball of fire. Pour the fire
over with milk but don't overdo. Or you'll be in need of milking.
3. Relax.
Forget everything that was disturbing you in the daytime. Imagine yourself
on a people-less and trouble-free island, surrounded by your favorite
things... Stop! Don't dream about eating the super caloric sweets and
drinking the cocktails, you need the sleep, not overweight!
4. Think about something pleasant.
Thinking of tomorrow's business is not a nice occupation before sleeping.
Instead of this, you can plan the further activity to lay out your
archenemy. Imagine in details how you will make him suffering from your evil
plan. But never remember about your debtors or say goodbye to your sound
sleep!
5. Decide, which of four-footed creatures will be your pre-dream friends.
Whatever it will be ships or wolves, you must pal up with each. If only you
want to count them without troubles. You know, what can happen - ships are
always trying to show the paired exercises, jumping over the fence and
tearing it down, cause the wolves are always not far from the flock.
6. Take on the right nightdress.
Only ugly pyjamas will turn you into sleeping soundly lucky lazybones.
You'll never feel yourself ready to go somewhere to hung out, wearing this
uniform. So it'll be as easy as ABC - to count all of your ships and make a
visit to the kingdom of sleep.
Good night!
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