How to live without a mobile phone

1. Awake in the morning not from tender voice of your sweetheart ("Good morning, honey") but from damned alarm clock.
2. Remember that you've over 200 tunes in your phone and be surprised at one disgusting sound.
3. Understand that you've some troubles with your phone.
4. As the tailed gangster Tom, adores playing with phone as if it's that fucking mouse Jerry, so start searching for this mewing creature.
5. Do not find the cat, but hit on a battery charger (lost last year!)
6. Find your phone in the pot of soup and recollect the last night's party.
7. Say...some dirty words.
8. Take phone off the pot and wash it up.
9. Dry it with hairdryer.
10. Shake it, press its buttons, and understand that it's not your favorite phone anymore, as it turned into useless piece of plastic.
11. Break the phone into smithereens and see your cat, who is scampering from his furious owner.
12. Gather the fragments of your former phone and throw it out.
13. Find your old mobile phone - 4 tunes only, monochrome display, no SMS, MMS, GPRS...
14. Remember that you have no phone book somewhere but on SIM-card. Recollect that you threw it out with the phone's bits.
15. Say...some dirty words!
16. Awake from your favorite phone tune and understand - it was only a fucking dream.
17. Fall asleep again, with stupid smile and with phone on the pillow.