How to get rid of headache

You're ready to take an axe and cut your head off because it aches hellishly. Stop! Just read this instruction and maybe... OMG, where is an axe?

Warning:Put to use these advices as the last resort or your headache will be the last flashback in your life.

1. Aromatherapy. Inhaling a disgusting aroma (do you know how a fresh cow cake smells?) you'll feel sick and your headache will turn into nausea. Inhaling a pleasant aroma (fresh-out-of-the-can bread or your wife's perfume), your attention will switch from petting your headache to thoughts about eating or bedroom duties. Ache will go anyway.

2. Shove your head in a pail with water, the colder, the better, and then take it out. Repeat as many times as you can. If it does not help, then use beer instead of water. At least, it will be boozy and funny.

3. Take an empty pail and put it on your head. Take a bat and start taping the pail with it, enjoying the wonderful transformation of your head into an empty and tinkling pail. And pail cannot feel ache!

4. As each of your hair is a small antenna to connect with extraterrestrial civilization (which is just craving for conquest our planet, making your head bursting with ache), so you should shave your head clean. No hair - no ache!

5. Think away all kinds of haunting thoughts, swarming in your head every moment. Take a magnet, put it to crown and these thoughts will be sucked out.

6. Head ache adores drugs. Take up all of the pills for it and throw them out. No drugs - no ache! As soon as all the reasons for ache to torture your head disappear, it will pass away, cause headache doesn't like to feel hungry!