How to maintain free and easy atmosphere in the office
- Run round the office at full speed.
- Ignore the first five colleagues who have greeted you.
- Offer exchange with computers to any colleague.
- Name Joe each colleague who appealed to you during the whole day.
- Leave your barndoor open and when anyone gets a rap over the knuckles tell him, "I beg your pardon, but I like more this style of representation".
- Sidle round the office imitating a merry little crab.
- Tell to your boss, "I like your style",
- after that put together your fingers as if a pistol, throw it down on him and tell, "Pif-puf".
- Get on your knees before the coffee-maker and drink it through a straw.
- Offer to complete an official meeting with singing a hymn.
Then switch on a sound image and start singing a hymn.
- Ask a nervous colleague ten times running, "Have you got me?".
And when he asks, "What?", - answer, "Well, so much the better, we have driven through".
- Enter the neighbouring office and switch on and off the light ten times running.
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