How to express your love

• At birth. Give a scream and wet the cute nurse. Get your ass spanked.
  
  
• At five. Take away a doll from the stupid girl. Get a blow on your head.
  
  
• At ten. Pluck your schoolmate by her pigtail and spill the cola over her new dress. Take a pepsi-shower.
  
  
• At twenty. Pick up a girl in the lingerie shop and give her advice how to choose the best model of bra, which could make her breast tastier. Get to know some hot facts about your intellect.
  
  
• At thirty. Give your sweetheart the exclusive golden necklace with diamonds. Get to learn some interesting intimate moments from your life as her first lover gave her presents that were more expensive.
  
  
• At forty. Pinch the round butt of your secretary while she gives you coffee. Be indicted as a sexual maniac.
  
  
• At fifty. Try Viagra for the first time. Grasp the meaning of the words "nonstop fun".
  
  
• At sixty. Shave a lawn. Catch it as you have shaven all favorite flowers of your wife.
  
  
• At seventy. Try Viagra for the second time. Have a heart attack.
  
  
• At eighty. Wet your cute nurse...