How to distinguish a man from a boy

• Boy wants to grow up. Man wants to be a boy.
  
  
• Boy likes to think (in his heart) that he is man. Man knows (in his heart) that he is boy
  
  
• Boy covers the walls by posters with girls and cars. Man covers the walls by paint and wallpaper.
  
  
• Boy spends weekend riding his bike. Man - with his lawn-mower.
  
  
• Boy dreams of building up his muscle bulk. Man dreams of reducing weight.
  
  
• Boy plays soccer. Man watches soccer.
  
  
• Boy is busy with trifles all night long and sleeps all day long. Man is busy with trifles the whole day and sleeps nightlong.
  
  
• Boy is aware that smoking is cool. Man knows that smoking is deathful habit.
  
  
• Boy dreams of the day when he'll be able to take a razor and start shaving. Man hates shaving.
  
  
• Boy reaches the sexual peak at seventeen. Man - at 21.00
  
  
• Boy talks about sex but does not have sex. Man talks about sex during sex.
  
  
• Boy wants to strike a girl. Man wants to strike his boss.
  
  
• Boy has fun with his friends. Man reserves a table in the chic restaurant.
  
  
• Boy travels all over the world in his dreams. Man saves up for the journey a whole year.
  
  
• Boy thinks he'll get all what he wants. Man knows that there's no such thing as a free lunch.