How to use cucumbers

Are there other things as resemble as a cucumber and our world? So small (in scale of universe) and so huge - all at once, hiding lots of secrets but looking so simple. Find out everything about cucumbers and cucumberize your life!

Whether you cut it longitudinally or crosscut it, you have got something absolutely unique and inimitable, totally awesome and worthy of using to the maximum!

1. Stopper. Forget about all kinds of holes, which appear suddenly, everywhere and without permission. No holes anymore! With cucumbers, your house turns into holes-free-area. But don't overdo - some of holes are necessary!

2. Source. You can create everything from a cucumber. Just take a knife and cut off the unnecessary parts. Let yourself turn into Michelangelo and your cucumber David will be very impressive, without doubt!

3. Dumb-bells. Most people still use the iron or plastic dumb-bells, but it's too boring. Every true cucumberman is aware of great healthy effect of using the natural cucumbers as weight for sport exercises, esp. if holding only with fingers and eating up after.

4. Toy. Cucumber is the best toy for everyone - from child (as if it is a doll or shooter) to single woman (as if it is her best friend). 5. Diet foodstuff. Eat it. Nothing but it. Become as slim and fresh as a newborn cucumber. But don't overeat or your skin will be as green and papuliferous as cucumber rind.

6. Detail of interior. Cucumbers must be everywhere - in the kitchen, in the toilet, in the bathroom and in the bedroom. If someone says you're a cuu-cuu, just let him know how much you have spent for this trendy design, named cucumberism and have a good laugh at his ignorance.

7. Object of new religion. Just create an internet site, invent several great stories with a cucumber in the role of rescuer, add some blogs of the famous cucumbers...and you have several thousands of cucumberoids out there to play by your rules.

Viva, Cucumber!