How to recognize computer addiction

If Internet is your life, laptop is your home and ICQ is your phone, then it's time to ask yourself - can you to tell reality from virtuality?

At least three items of this list, and nobody can help you.

1. Your cat rejoices in the name of MySpace.
2. If somebody asks you for closing the door, you answer that there're no doors, only windows.
3. To paint a window for you is the signal to open Photoshop.
4. You mix up ICQ and IQ.
5. Looking at an aquarium, you're delighted with modern 3D technologies, which allow creating so cool screensavers.
6. Bill Gates is your god, Microsoft is your religion and Windows manual is your bible.
7. When somebody asks you to leave your address, you give an e-mail.
8. It's impossible to wake you up in the middle of the night, because you're never sleeping at this time.
9. You're always confounding the screens of PC-monitor and TV, searching for mouse instead of remote-control box.
10. You cannot remember your name at times, but nickname is in your mind always.
11. You aren't able to answer the question about today's date without looking at monitor.
12. You're using Google instead of phone book.
13. Real girl don't attract you. They think too much of themselves and need your love. You prefer a virtual chat with yummy beauties, who are always ready...
14. Your cellular phone is high-end.
15. When you see a blotch on your face, you're sorry about what your head has no "delete" button.
16. Every time you see a thick book, you want to archive it.
17. You're dreaming of that day, when you can turn into a virtual monster for ever.
18. You're sure that people reproduce themselves due to copy.
19. You'll die in absence of electricity.
20. Tiles in your bathroom have form and size of Intel Pentium processor.

Are you a computer addict by all of these items?