How to catch the big fish

Still dreaming of the biggest fish in your life? Stop dreaming, start fishing!

The main rule is: fish aren't craving for your nook, but you're smart enough to cheat these cold-blooded pop-eyed creatures. Especially, having some aces in the sleeve.

1. Only alive lure. Whatever it is, it must be squirming. Look at this semi-dead worm and answer - would you like to eat that, being a fish? If so, then you're a wrong fish.

2. Supplemental feeding. Keep in your mind - if you like sipping a bottle of beer before meat, it will never attract fish. Some breading or premix (do you know how to cook pease-porridge, eh?) and you can take your rod out.
Slowly and noiselessly! Oh God, why did you sink your entire lure?

3. Fishing-rod. If you think that any stick, long enough and looking like a rod, is fitted for fishing, then...you are right! Leave your boosted spinning reel at home, cause it is not on the top of "the-stuff-worthy-of-the-real-fisher" list anymore!

4. Sharp and right hook. Does it seem to you that this huge golden hook would catch the fish attention? Hum, that's right if you're gonna catch an alligator. Your hook must be tiny and lure-colored...transparent, ideally.

5. Firm fishing-line. The thicker, the better. Wire rope or steel rope? Oh no, you don't need these extreme variants.

6. Net with optimal hole size. If your aim is the really big fish, then you must have the net with really big holes. It isn't likely that your swimming booty will be gnawing too small holes to enlarge them and lodge in your net.

7. Repellent aroma. As you know, fish adore this divine smell, and it blows their minds. So you must use it in full, enjoying the effect - catching the mad fish, who are not able to rate this odor at its true value.

8. Right place.

OK, you're used to hunt your fish down in a shop. It's time to find a new place for it, Amazon for example. The breathtaking fishing there is guaranteed, especially if you like seeing how the piranhas have fun straight before your eyes.

If you have not the biggest fish caught yet, so go to the kitchen and kiss your wife - your one and only big fish! Whether she is a crazy shark or lovely trout!