How to get rid of boring lover

Maybe it was great at first, but now you're feeling sick in his presence. Follow the advices and you'll never see him anymore.

Steps:

1. Say him one of 10 most offensive phrases for man:

- Let's make love, but first brush your teeth.

- It's impossible to visit the toilet without gas mask after you.

- Oh, it is so small...but its shape is good!

- Do not be upset. The enlargement operation is not very costly.

- How is your ...? Is it not hard again?

- Kiss me...oops...I feel sick.

- Kevin is the best of men. But you're nice too.

- Fishing is hobby for retards.

- I don't understand why this group of idiots are running after the ball.
Moreover, why the other idiots are watching it.

- Let's save up for plastic operation for you. I'm tired to be afraid every morning.

Warning: can be dangerous and result in hospital! Do not use these phrases if you are not sure that your guy is a gentleman.

2. Be vulgar and drinking hard. Give the parties as often as possible. Flirt with all of his buddies, do a strips for them in the presence of your guy.

3. Tell him about your great love. Kiss him and caress every minute, call him every hour and meet him every evening from office.

4. Demand the expensive gifts, armfuls of flowers and baths of fizz. Every day.

5. Tell his buddies about your love, the more intimate, the better. Don't forget to mention that your ex was more great in the bed and he had the real thing between his legs.

6. Be jealous and screwy. Sniff round his clothes daily, searching for signs of adultery. Spy on until you met him with any girl, and then raise hell - scratch her face and pull at her hair.

7. Tell him about your five kids who live with their fathers. Express hope to give birth to three more babes, as you adore be pregnant.

If you'll stay safe and sound after, you'll be able to start looking for another biped booty with unshaved cheeks. It's possible, he'll prove to be more funny.

If your lover will not run away, so you must marry him. Such idiots are very rare.