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<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 16:01:03 GMT</pubDate> 
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<title>How to look rich being not so rich</title> 
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<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 16:01:03 GMT</pubDate> 
<description>Everyone wants to look like someone else, esp. if the ideal is unattainable. But as impossible is nothing, so let's show this world who its real owner is!</description>
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<title>How to stay alive on a desert island</title> 
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<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:03:42 GMT</pubDate> 
<description>Dreaming about Robinson's glory? Having all episodes of Lost in your PC? Then you have to run upon the rocks and voila! - you're down, dirty and hungry on an island.</description>
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<title>How to draw attention to your CV</title> 
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<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:46:03 GMT</pubDate> 
<description>Wanna get the job of your dream? Then your curriculum vitae should be non-standard, shocking, formally correct but essentially pure challenge!</description>
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<title>How to say NO if someone wants you to say yes</title> 
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<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 15:02:34 GMT</pubDate> 
<description>No. So short word but it's so difficult to pronounce it. But you must know how to say no or you will turn into a unpaid workhorse for everyone who know how to make you say yes.</description>
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<title>How to get rid of headache</title> 
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<pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2007 16:12:52 GMT</pubDate> 
<description>You're ready to take an axe and cut your head off because it aches hellishly. Stop! Just read this instruction and maybe... OMG, where is an axe?</description>
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<title>How to neutralize your mother-in-law</title> 
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<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:10:46 GMT</pubDate> 
<description>Mother-in-low vs. daughter-in-law. Never-ending war, as old as the world. You're tired of it, but here are some advices how to relax and take pleasure, grappling with this fury.</description>
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<title>How to use cucumbers</title> 
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:35:52 GMT</pubDate> 
<description>Are there other things as resemble as a cucumber and our world? So small (in scale of universe) and so huge - all at once, hiding lots of secrets but looking so simple. Find out everything about cucumbers and cucumberize your life!</description>
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<title>How to happy birthday someone to drive him crazy</title> 
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<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 16:05:40 GMT</pubDate> 
<description>Do you know a way to make someone extremely happy on his B-Day? Read the article and test a birthday person's sense of humor and abilities to be happy-go-lucky.</description>
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<title>How to wake up someone with impunity</title> 
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<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:15:53 GMT</pubDate> 
<description>You must give back the other people's money. But, you don't have money enough and even more, you don't have any money. What should you do? You can't even imagine how many ways are there to pay off and become as debt-free as a newborn. Some of them are here. Just choose one or two and forget about money owing. Good luck!</description>
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<title>How to wake up someone with impunity</title> 
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<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2007 14:43:47 GMT</pubDate> 
<description>Okay, you must pose as an alarm clock. Let's show this sleeper how funny and shocking his wakening can be!</description>
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<title>How to make coffee without a coffee machine</title> 
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<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 15:54:20 GMT</pubDate> 
<description>Some of us like instant coffee, but others prefer coffee with a zest. These recipes for the second. Bon appetite!</description>
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<title>How to celebrate independence day every day</title> 
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<pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:00:11 GMT</pubDate> 
<description>Is once a year not enough? Okay, let's extend boundaries of our dependence and get liberty to do all what we want, free and easy!</description>
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<title>How to lose weight if you're...</title> 
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<pubDate>Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:16:34 GMT</pubDate> 
<description>Searching for a way to lightness? Add these blessings of loosing weight into your ration and you'll see the great result! Businessman, reducing his weight and housewife, growing thin. So different, but as like as two drops of fat. Find your type and get by rote the mantras, which help to lose weight.</description>
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<title>How to recognize computer addiction</title> 
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<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 14:27:11 GMT</pubDate> 
<description>If Internet is your life, laptop is your home and ICQ is your phone, then it's time to ask yourself - can you to tell reality from virtuality? At least three items of this list, and nobody can help you...</description>
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<title>How to fall asleep quickly and sleep soundly</title> 
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<pubDate>Mon, 03 Jul 2007 14:16:29 GMT</pubDate> 
<description>Few good advices for people suffering a sleeplessness. Very good advices, but don't be affraid. These advices won't turn you into a Sleeping Beauty. You'll feel the prince's kisses anyway.</description> 
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<title>How to catch the big fish</title> 
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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 16:03:14 GMT</pubDate> 
<description>Still dreaming of the biggest fish in your life? Stop dreaming, start fishing! The main rule is: fish are not craving for your nook, but you are smart enough to cheat these cold-blooded pop-eyed creatures...</description> 
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<title>How to stop eating and start living</title> 
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<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:00:59 GMT</pubDate> 
<description>Having overweight? Then just stop eating. Does it seem too radical? But how about loosing weight within several days?</description> 
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<title>How to shock your girlfriend</title> 
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<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2007 15:38:59 GMT</pubDate> 
<description>She's such a...bad girl at times and needs a good lesson. Use these "who-is-the-boss-here" tricks, and the result will be outstanding.</description> 
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<title>How to stop smoking</title> 
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<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 13:06:41 GMT</pubDate> 
<description>Let's play this game again. It's difficult, it's distressingly, it's impossible. You know it very well. But wanna try anyway? Let's go!</description> 
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<title>How to astound your girlfriend's parents</title> 
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<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 14:16:26 GMT</pubDate> 
<description>Well, you're going to marry but still don't know her parents. But you must do it anyway. The sooner the better.</description> 
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